Bar Prices!
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Bar Prices!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:
Cheese Sandwich: = £1.50
Chicken Sandwich: = £2.50
Hand Job: = £10
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the
bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive
blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives
the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Re: Bar Prices!
Brian
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Re: Bar Prices!
That's the difference between a young man and old one. Now I wash my hands before a pee, not after.
steelsporran