Classic British Flight Sim

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Golf Club SignHere is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Did I read that sign right?
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK).


Not sure if true but worth a smile. EricT

Especially liked the golf club sign!

Nigel²

That golf club wouldn't have a rule that says "a ball is not deemed to be lost until it has stopped moving", would it?

Taken in Liverpool this summer. I waited for ages but I didn't see it.

Jon

Was it still able to walk in a straight line??

I know exactly where that was taken... how sad is that?

Not as sad as the zebra.

jonesey2k wrote:I know exactly where that was taken... how sad is that?

I don't know if there are more than one of those signs, but I took a picture of one by the Albert Docks, perhaps on Gower Street. Very sad!

Nigel²

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I don't know if there are more than one of those signs, but I took a picture of one by the Albert Docks, perhaps on Gower Street. Very sad!
Nigel²[/quote]

If there's more than one, who's humping them and are the pelicans getting nervous?

I don't know what you guys are thinking of. . . . I thought the Zebra has a hump. Maybe it's a Zemel.

That is the sign from Gower St. Liverpool next to the Albert Dock.

After posting it I did wonder if there were lots of these signs as British road furniture has changed since I lived there.

Jon