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An Italian Altar Boys Confession

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months. Now you go and
behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months’ vacation and five good leads ....'

EricT

You've done it again Eric.. I didn't see that coming

ATB
DaveB

So Joey didn't want her to loose her reputation eh?..... thought so highly of her he cannonised her himself.

Brilliant, as usual!

Nigel²

Great!

Where do you get them Eric? You must lead a busy life! You're a one-man Edingburgh Comedy Festival. :lol
And from what we hear this side of the world, it's surprising that the priest even knew any girls' names.

Yes.. though they do tend to forget under police questioning

ATB
DaveB