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Tomliner
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The Entertainer

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An elderly couple,Jack and Ethel were sitting having a drink in a pub which usually had live entertainment.Unfortunately Jack was rather deaf.
As jack got up to fetch another drink, Ethel said " Ask the barman who's on tonight"
Jack "Eh?" so Ethel shouts into his ear trumpet "ASK THE BARMAN WHO'S ON TONIGHT" so off he goes to the bar,gets the drinks and asks the barman who's on tonight.
Barman looks at his notes and says "We've got some country and western"
Jack "Eh?"
So barman shouts into Jack's ear trumpet " IT'S SOME COUNTRY AND WESTERN"
Jack returns with the drinks and Ethel asks him what the barman said
Jack: "Eh?" so into the ear trumpet she shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
Jack replies "Oh it's some c**t from Preston"
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:lol:
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