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Scottish Wedding

Posted: 28 Aug 2012, 22:18
by Tomliner



Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ay've got everythin' organised ulriddy, the fluers, the Kirk, the mootor caurs, the recuption, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"Ay've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?"

"Och," says Jimmy, "Ah'd imagine she'll be in white.. "
Glad to see Graham(my virtual sparring partner) back. :) EricT

Re: Scottish Wedding

Posted: 28 Aug 2012, 22:31
by GHD
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Scottish Wedding

Posted: 28 Aug 2012, 23:21
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

A wee bit o' difficuty with the accent, but I finally got it.

Nigel²

Re: Scottish Wedding

Posted: 29 Aug 2012, 03:12
by Airspeed
:rofl: :rofl:
A raycest jowk if everrr I heeerd won!

Re: Scottish Wedding

Posted: 29 Aug 2012, 07:30
by Garry Russell
:rofl: :rofl: ...Brilliant

Re: Scottish Wedding

Posted: 30 Aug 2012, 12:15
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


That is going in my monthly Mess newsletter for sure.


Graham