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History lesson..........

Posted: 04 Sep 2012, 15:34
by Filonian
A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great, but as yet unnamed, athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece.

In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed in the nude.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpetre before and throughout the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed, "OH!! Limp Pr*cks!"

Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into 'Olympics'.




Graham

Re: History lesson..........

Posted: 04 Sep 2012, 20:51
by Molyned
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :doh:
Now that's really bad (but I like it ;) ) .
Cheers
Dave M(oly)

Re: History lesson..........

Posted: 04 Sep 2012, 22:54
by nigelb
:agree: :lol: :lol:

Nigel²

Re: History lesson..........

Posted: 04 Sep 2012, 23:48
by TSR2
Excellent and I could even tell it to my mother :lol: :thumbsup:

Re: History lesson..........

Posted: 05 Sep 2012, 00:53
by FlyTexas
:doh: :lol: Good thing it wasn't just two athletes, then it might have been "pair o' limp pr%cks". Joe told me to say that. :hide:

Brian

Re: History lesson..........

Posted: 05 Sep 2012, 04:12
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol:

Get off of me, Graham, you're having us on!

Re: History lesson..........

Posted: 05 Sep 2012, 05:40
by airboatr
FlyTexas wrote: Joe told me to say that. :hide:

Brian
:| I thought I smelt "pants on fire" in my FS Forum favorites folder.


What I said was *-) .... Nope .. I isn't repeating myself.

:lol: :lol:

B)smk