Classic British Flight Sim

                      The IRISH 999 CALL
 
                       An Irish woman is cleaning her husband's rifle and accidentally shoots him.  She immediately dials 999.
 
                      Irish woman:  ''It's my husband! I've accidentally shot him! I've killed him!''
 
                      Operator:  ''Please calm down Maam.  Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
 
                      *click* .. *BANG*
 
                      Irish woman:  ''Okay, I've done dat....................  What next?''
  EricT

Graham

Eric,
That's a KILLER!

Unfortunately, it also made me spill coffee on my CH flight yoke - hope that's not killed too!