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British Newspapers

Posted: 02 Oct 2012, 18:22
by Tomliner
This is quite old but still witty and there may be some who've not seen it before
The Times --- is read by the people who run the country.
 
The Daily Mirror --- is read by the people who think they run the country.
 
The Guardian --- is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
 
The Morning Star --- is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
 
The Independent --- is read by people who don't know who runs the country but are sure they're doing it wrong.
 
The Daily Mail --- is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
 
The Financial Times --- is read by the people who own the country.
 
The Daily Express --- is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be run.
 
The Daily Telegraph --- is read by the people who still think it is their country.
 
And
 
The Sun's readers --- don't care who runs the country providing she has big t*ts.
 
:) EricT

Re: British Newspapers

Posted: 02 Oct 2012, 19:23
by dodger
Hi Eric,

To bloody right, i reckon that Beverley Goodway must have had the best job ,EVER. :lol:

Mind you i hav'nt read a paper for years!!

Roger.

Re: British Newspapers

Posted: 03 Oct 2012, 21:48
by TobyV
Interesting to know which category I belong to, but surely shouldn't the first one read "The Times - is owned by the people (person) who runs the country"? :lol:

Re: British Newspapers

Posted: 04 Oct 2012, 12:16
by Filonian
:agree: :agree: :agree:


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