British Newspapers
Posted: 02 Oct 2012, 18:22
This is quite old but still witty and there may be some who've not seen it before
The Times --- is read by the people who run the country.
The Daily Mirror --- is read by the people who think they run the country.
The Guardian --- is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
The Morning Star --- is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
The Independent --- is read by people who don't know who runs the country but are sure they're doing it wrong.
The Daily Mail --- is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times --- is read by the people who own the country.
The Daily Express --- is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be run.
The Daily Telegraph --- is read by the people who still think it is their country.
And
The Sun's readers --- don't care who runs the country providing she has big t*ts.
EricT
The Times --- is read by the people who run the country.
The Daily Mirror --- is read by the people who think they run the country.
The Guardian --- is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
The Morning Star --- is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
The Independent --- is read by people who don't know who runs the country but are sure they're doing it wrong.
The Daily Mail --- is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times --- is read by the people who own the country.
The Daily Express --- is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be run.
The Daily Telegraph --- is read by the people who still think it is their country.
And
The Sun's readers --- don't care who runs the country providing she has big t*ts.
