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Impossible?.......

Posted: 04 Oct 2012, 12:31
by Filonian
Impossibilities in the world....

1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out


Put your tongue back in fool.


10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to pass this on to see who else falls for it


I have posted this because I didn't want to be alone in the Idiot category.



Graham

Re: Impossible?.......

Posted: 04 Oct 2012, 14:06
by Airspeed
Thanks Graham.
Got me on every one! :$

To quote Barnum:
"There's one born every minute"
Now someone be like Steven Fry, and say, "Well, actually......"

Re: Impossible?.......

Posted: 05 Oct 2012, 07:58
by Vancouver
Classic! Got me too every step of the way. :wall: