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B***! Spring gardening!

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I HATE it when my wife joins me in the garden!
During the cold months and the hot season, I have the garden to myself.
Now the weather is milder, and Marg ventures outside a bit more.
Things start off OK, then it starts-
Can you help me lift this?
I can't reach the xxxxx, can you do it?
Where are the xxxxx, can you help me find them?
This tap is really tight, give it a twist, will you?
Finally it gets too much, and she says:
If I keep stopping to help you, I'll never get my stuff done!
It really upsets me. :((
Cheers, Mike.
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Graham!
You've restored my faith in humans!
58th viewer, and finally someone realises it's a joke.
Thanks, Mate :thumbsup:
Cheers, Mike.
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Airspeed wrote:... 58th viewer, and finally someone thinks it's a joke.
Just corrected that for you, Mike ;)

(Sorry, mate - couldn't resist it :lol: )

Ian :lol:

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Airspeed wrote:Graham!
You've restored my faith in humans!
58th viewer, and finally someone realises it's a joke.
Thanks, Mate :thumbsup:

Thing that bothers me Mike - if you let your good lady read that - we should really be given an update on your well being or otherwise :agree: :lol: :lol:



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speedbird591 wrote:
Airspeed wrote:... 58th viewer, and finally someone thinks it's a joke.
Just corrected that for you, Mike ;)

(Sorry, mate - couldn't resist it :lol: )

Ian :lol:

Was feeling quite sorry for you Ian, but then I realised you are from darn sarfish.


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Airspeed wrote:...58th viewer, and finally someone realises it's a joke.
It's probably the reference to spring that's confusing them up there. :wasntme:
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