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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on - do the modeling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'..
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says 'f*** me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.
His funeral is this Thursday. 
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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dodger
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by dodger »
The wife loved the Irishman having his photo taken! but i'm not going to show her this one!!!!
Cheers,
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Filonian
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by Filonian »
Another corker Eric
Graham
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