Inspired by drink

[Airspeed]

Tomliner's recent "New mixer drink" post introduced us to "Mount & Go."
I could not help thinking "mountain goat".
In turn, this inspired me to re-tell /re-ask the following:

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
The goldfish mucks about in the fountain.

So I just had to drag the dust covers off it's little mate:

What's the difference between a cart horse and a war horse?
The war horse darts into the fray.

Leaving me with no option than to repeat another old favourite:

What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same.

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE WRITING OF THIS MATERIAL

[Airspeed]

Not even one smile from 50+ views.

[Tako_Kichi]

[Tomliner]

Not even one smile from 50+ views.

Hi Mike.Yes they made me smile and I intended posting a witty reply,butcouldn't think of one! The only thing I could come up with is another similar one---What's the difference between a Dyson vacuum cleaner and an Austrian admiral?.....
...One's a sucker that never fails..........
Keep'em coming Mike. EricT

[Airspeed]

Thanks, chaps,
However I now have it on good authority (SWMBO) that I didn't get smiles because they weren't funny. (even after they were explained)
Obviously another case for re-introducing the vomit smiley, so that posters of bad jokes know where they stand!