Classic British Flight Sim

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,

but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady on a mobility scooter moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother'

EricT

Now...that one I did see coming, but hilarious nonetheless

Eric,

If Only!

I won't show this one to the wife as she is cooking dinner and i would rather eat it not wear it!

Roger.

Yep Garry, even when you see the cream pie coming, it's still funny when it hits!

And Eric....Don't they have LIFTS in the UK any more?

BTW:
At last, the Amish found a piece of machinery that's not the work of the devil!

Oldie, but good



Graham

Hi Mike,as the Amish are American , elevator would be more appropriate EricT

Tomliner wrote:Hi Mike,as the Amish are American ...

I thought they were German, mumbled Speedbird, unhelpfully.

Wonder what nationality shows on their passports Ian?

Airspeed wrote:
Yep Garry, even when you see the cream pie coming, it's still funny when it hits!

Not if you're the recipient.

Tomliner wrote:Wonder what nationality shows on their passports Ian?

Passports? Where do they go for their holidays, Eric?

Oh! Bavaria!

Ian