Paddy's Horses

[Tomliner]

Paddy bought two horses but then found he was
having difficulty telling them apart so cut the tail of one of them short.
That worked fine until the other horse caught its tail in a bush and
it looked exactly like the first.His pal Murphy then suggested
that Paddy notch the ear of one horse and that worked ok
until the other horse caught its ear on barbed wire.
Murphy then suggested that Paddy measure the horses
for height and Paddy was delighted to find that the
black one was two inches taller than the white! EricT

[speedbird591]

I like that.

Ian

[dodger]

Poor old Irish, its a good job they don't get the Hump!!!

Roger.

[TSR2]

Classic mate

[DaveB]

Deary me

ATB
DaveB

[Garry Russell]

Brilliant

[nigelb]

Typical!

Nigel²

[FlyTexas]

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Brian (bracing myself for the embarrassment)

[Garry Russell]

He couldn't tell them apart so shortened the tail of one, clipped the ear, so measured them...but....one was black and one was white

[FlyTexas]

Oooooooooooooh. Thanks for clearing that up for me Garry. I guess I was thinking too hard.

Brian