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Your Tax Return

Posted: 09 Dec 2012, 16:10
by Tomliner
This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he
apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.


In response to the question Do you have anyone dependant on you?, the
man wrote "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4
million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over
85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European
Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable. :agree:
The man's response back to HMRC was "who did I miss out?".
:agree: EricT

Re: Your Tax Return

Posted: 09 Dec 2012, 16:21
by Garry Russell
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Seems like they'll be another one shortly :shhh: :-# :wasntme:

Re: Your Tax Return

Posted: 09 Dec 2012, 16:29
by speedbird591
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent!

Ian :)

Re: Your Tax Return

Posted: 09 Dec 2012, 17:00
by DaveB
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Works for me ;)

ATB
DaveB B)smk

Re: Your Tax Return

Posted: 09 Dec 2012, 19:28
by TSR2
Class :thumbsup: :rofl:

Re: Your Tax Return

Posted: 09 Dec 2012, 22:03
by Vancouver
He just invited an audit every year for the rest of his life. Talk about placing a target on your own back. Civil servants have no sense of humor. 8)

Re: Your Tax Return

Posted: 10 Dec 2012, 00:48
by Airspeed
And yet, his answer wasn't incorrect. *-)

Re: Your Tax Return

Posted: 10 Dec 2012, 17:18
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Many a true word spoken in jest.



Graham

Re: Your Tax Return

Posted: 10 Dec 2012, 18:49
by Dev One
You haven't dealt with the French Impots fonctionaires!!!!!!!Paper must be getting very scarce!!!
Keith