Classic British Flight Sim

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Asda.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

On the PA system:

'Cleanup needed on aisle 3. We have a husband down...

I know the feeling! I often Kid the Memsahib that i don't know how she carries those buckets of face wrinkle cream home on the bus

Roger.

I caught a whiff of the punchline toward the end but still laughed Imagine how good she'd have looked after 48 cans

ATB
DaveB

I like that one! EricT

Same thing can happen in a pub around closing time. The women become more attractive.

Nigel²

Oh yes....oh yeeessss!!!

Ya'll aren't alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zDGqLyTNy0

Brian

Graham