Classic British Flight Sim

Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, you’re next!!"

Woman goes to the Doctors and says "I'm getting too much discharge".
Doctor says "Pop your knickers off and slip onto the bed". He puts on his latex gloves and applies 3 fingers into her v*gina
"How does that feel?" he asks.
" Lovely" she replies "But the discharge is in my ear!"


Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part"


Man walks into WH Smith and says "Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small d*cks?"
Girl says "I don’t think it’s in yet"
He replies "Yeah, that’s the one!!!"
EricT

OK.. it's late and I've had a few beano's but I laughed at all of those. I probably will in the morning when I look again too

ATB
DaveB

Thanks Eric!
Yep, they're still funny in the daylight, Dave!

One is surprisingly familiar

Think you may be right Garry.I should've edited it out along with a couple of others which I removed as they were not suitable for posting. EricT

Those are great!

Nigel²