Coming fast along the rails
Posted: 20 Jan 2013, 22:30
SWMBO passed me this lot:
Here they come... how do they do it so quickly? (Home early because of the snow?)
* I've tried Sainsbury's and Tesco burgers and I have to say Tesco wins by a nose....
* Never having another one of those Tesco burgers. Gave me the trots.
* I think I had Tesco Horseburger last night by mistake. Never again. Had terrible night mares...
* Stop Press: Traces of zebra found in Tesco barcodes!
* I bet Tesco hate being saddled with this story. Their PR agency must be bridling too. They'll just have to get the bit between their teeth.
* The police are doing door-to-door enquiries about these horse-burgers. They will soon have covered the whole Neigh-bourhood.
* I see absolutely no problem with horsemeat, which is why my mane is so glossy and I'm running in the 3:10 at Kempton.....
* I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres...
* After having Tesco burgers I used to say that I felt a little horse, now I understand why...
* Gotta admit tho', when disease inevitably hits - 'Crazy Horse' sounds way cooler than 'Mad Cow'...
* So hungry I could eat a horse... Guess I'll go to TESCO....
* A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
* Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?
* Horsemeat has been found in Tesco products but a spokesman says it's bollocks.
* Those Aldi horseburgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony...
* Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horsemeat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"
* There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course...
* Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes...
Here they come... how do they do it so quickly? (Home early because of the snow?)
* I've tried Sainsbury's and Tesco burgers and I have to say Tesco wins by a nose....
* Never having another one of those Tesco burgers. Gave me the trots.
* I think I had Tesco Horseburger last night by mistake. Never again. Had terrible night mares...
* Stop Press: Traces of zebra found in Tesco barcodes!
* I bet Tesco hate being saddled with this story. Their PR agency must be bridling too. They'll just have to get the bit between their teeth.
* The police are doing door-to-door enquiries about these horse-burgers. They will soon have covered the whole Neigh-bourhood.
* I see absolutely no problem with horsemeat, which is why my mane is so glossy and I'm running in the 3:10 at Kempton.....
* I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres...
* After having Tesco burgers I used to say that I felt a little horse, now I understand why...
* Gotta admit tho', when disease inevitably hits - 'Crazy Horse' sounds way cooler than 'Mad Cow'...
* So hungry I could eat a horse... Guess I'll go to TESCO....
* A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
* Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?
* Horsemeat has been found in Tesco products but a spokesman says it's bollocks.
* Those Aldi horseburgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony...
* Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horsemeat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"
* There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course...
* Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes...
Oh Ian. Thanks for the laughs. 
Don't want to disappoint those happy commuters who are looking forward to seeing a train after they've battled their way to the station! What's your excuse? 