Cockpit Duties
Posted: 31 Jan 2013, 06:14
Cockpit Duties.................I recall a while ago during a base visit an elderly lady local councillor asked if she could sit in the aircraft with the crew.
When she got up there, she found four seats. She asked the rear seated Police Observer what she did, and she explained that she was the navigator and her job was to keep the flight on course.
She then turned to the front right seated pilot and asked what he did. He explained that as the Captain he was responsible for everything on the helicopter and the functioning of the crew.
Then she turned to the front seated Police Observer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?"
He replied, "Ma'am, I am the Captain's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple ma'am. The captain has told me that when he wants my f***ing advice, he'll ask me."
When she got up there, she found four seats. She asked the rear seated Police Observer what she did, and she explained that she was the navigator and her job was to keep the flight on course.
She then turned to the front right seated pilot and asked what he did. He explained that as the Captain he was responsible for everything on the helicopter and the functioning of the crew.
Then she turned to the front seated Police Observer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?"
He replied, "Ma'am, I am the Captain's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple ma'am. The captain has told me that when he wants my f***ing advice, he'll ask me."
