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Posted: **09 Feb 2013, 18:34**

A true blue Aussie bushie! Always tells the truth and states the obvious!

Freddy: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Freddy: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."

EricT

Posted: **09 Feb 2013, 23:47**

I knew that was coming this time!

Nigel²

Posted: **11 Feb 2013, 08:00**

but SWMBO asked "Why is it always the woman who is ugly?"
Being an honorary Aussie, I tried to be honest and state the obvious. BL--*y IDIOT!

Actually, since last year's surgery, trying to fit a condom would be like pushing a length of wet string across gravel.

Oh, BTW Nigel - it's NEVER coming for me again!!

Posted: **11 Feb 2013, 12:41**

AND-
MikeW might have something to say about this. They're a clean living bunch up there, all that exercise bending bananas in the sunshine.

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