Deep thinking

[Filonian]

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers.

The day was really quite beautiful and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question :
“ Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts ? ”

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer ( and even more deep thinking ) I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and the reason for my conclusion is a year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say
" It might be nice to have another child "

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say " You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts "

Case closed....time for another beer. END OF ARGUMENT





Graham

[VEGAS]

Just read this to my wife.

She said "Bollocks"...

[TSR2]

I regularly have this discussion with my wife and point out that they are designed to have babies and the so called pain is there to cause all their bits to work correctly to deliver the baby. I only ever say it if I'm going to be away with work for a few days though

[Garry Russell]

[Vancouver]

Just got a new grand-daughter last night, I'll ask my daughter in a bit. I may not be available with a follow up for some considerable time ....

[dodger]

Congratulations Alex on being a Grandad

I hope mum and little one are doing fine,

Roger.

[nigelb]

Congratulations Alex! You will really enjoy being a Grandad. Best wishes to your daughter and her new family addition.

Nigel²

[airboatr]

Congrats Alex!


Graham,
You've broken the standard on nutty jokes.

[Airspeed]

Who needs a "Deep Thought" computer with a logical brain like that!?

Congratulations Granddad, Mum, Dad, Baby. sleeping.....

[Filonian]

Congratulations Alex, and best wishes to daughter and family.


Graham