Classic British Flight Sim

"Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," I said.

She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.

"No," I said.

She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen 2000 pounds all crumpled up?"

"No," I said, intrigued.

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage." EricT

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DaveB

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I will have to show that to my next door neighbour! His wife managed to do crumple her car by driving through the back wall of the garage, to the bottom of the garden where she went through the fence, knocked another neighbours shed about 3 feet askew, then went through yet another fence at an adjacent neighbours. She put the car in drive rather than reverse to back out of the garage!

Nigel²

Good luck Nigel! EricT

nigelb wrote:

I will have to show that to my next door neighbour! His wife managed to do crumple her car by driving through the back wall of the garage, to the bottom of the garden where she went through the fence, knocked another neighbours shed about 3 feet askew, then went through yet another fence at an adjacent neighbours. She put the car in drive rather than reverse to back out of the garage!

Nigel²

Gee,
With reaction speed like that, I'm glad she's in America, and not down here!

Yea Mike - I am trying to stay off the local streets when she is around, although I have not seen her out latley. I think her car is still in the shop since it was a bit crumpled but the damdge was minor compared to what she did to evrything else!

Nigel²

Nigel,
You must be getting very nervous, what with Daleks AND Neighbours to look out for!

Yes Mike. Crazy women driver neighbour, Daleks, asteroids, horsemeat burgers, financial cliffs, the NRA - these are dangerous times we live in! However, I do know the solution to all that.



What, me worry?

Nigel²