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That's What Mates Are For!

Posted: 22 Feb 2013, 16:38
by Tomliner
A man invites his mate back home for dinner.

The wife screams at him
"I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking.What the hell did you invite him round for ? "

"Cos he's thinking of getting married "
:) EricT

Re: That's What Mates Are For!

Posted: 22 Feb 2013, 17:06
by DaveB
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That really IS what mates are for :lol:

ATB
DaveB B)smk

Re: That's What Mates Are For!

Posted: 23 Feb 2013, 00:32
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Smart man!

Nigel²

Re: That's What Mates Are For!

Posted: 23 Feb 2013, 02:10
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :rofl:
and SWMBO :) :) :lol:

Re: That's What Mates Are For!

Posted: 23 Feb 2013, 10:02
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :agree:



Graham

Re: That's What Mates Are For!

Posted: 23 Feb 2013, 15:19
by airboatr
I'm sorry, - he won't listen. Even after shown.

This, (Mr. Wanting) had to have already been told to run. But nooooo Mr. Wanting has to see for himself!
"Oh, it can't be that bad". (I can almost hear him say it now. 8) )

So what's the next thing a man has to do to convince someone after they've told him, in word.
Show him. right?

.... forget it, he's not going to listen, so just put the poor bastard out of his missery.
And shoot him.


... but you know, I think the reason they ain't shot is.


because misery loves company.


and that's why aeroplanes, and such, come about to be.

Re: That's What Mates Are For!

Posted: 24 Feb 2013, 09:47
by cstorey
??????????????????????

Re: That's What Mates Are For!

Posted: 24 Feb 2013, 12:43
by TSR2
:rofl: :rofl:

Very Good Eric!