This man is an idiot and a wimp.
Discuss.
If he really wanted to keep the sun off, he'd wear a brim that shades his ears, yet he is obviously scared of skin cancer, look at that pale skin.
He is therefore a wa2ker and a wimp, otherwise he'd get sick like the rest of us.
He left his Esky open to the sun, exposing the beer to UV damage! And warm beer addles the brain.
Little wonder he thought that dead crab washed up on the beach was a bikini clad beauty.
In his after 6 pack mind, she also has no class, spilling beer all down her like that.
Even in Medieval times, they knew how to handle themselves:
"At mete wel ytaught was she with alle: She leet no morsel from her lippes fall,..
.That no drope ne fille upon her brest...Of grece, whan she dronken hadde hir draughte.
Ful semely after hir mete she raught.....and so it goes on.
And finally, if she is real:
Has the man never heard of "brewer's droop" ? I bet he's sorry now!
