Dave an old retired sailor,(just coincidence!) puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well Dave, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Couldn't have been me mate. I'd not get into my uniform these days and the last time I saw a lady of the night in Pompey (my home base).. I couldn't afford one and had more money then than I do now!
EricT
