Classic British Flight Sim

Dave an old retired sailor,(just coincidence!) puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Dave, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'

EricT

Bless my soul!

ATB
DaveB

Brian

You say his name was Dave?

Nigel²

Couldn't have been me mate. I'd not get into my uniform these days and the last time I saw a lady of the night in Pompey (my home base).. I couldn't afford one and had more money then than I do now!

ATB
DaveB

Now did I say it was you? Me thinks thou dost protest too much!

Nigel²

Protest indeed.. I'm jealous

ATB
DaveB

I don't know why you would be jealous, Dave! Apparently the old salt had some issues with performance.

Nigel²

Who cares about performance.. I'd like the opportunity

ATB
DaveB