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Price of gas in France

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 08:05
by GHD
Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.


See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.


I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse
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Re: Price of gas in France

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 08:11
by Tomliner
:doh: :wall: :wall: :rofl: EricT

Re: Price of gas in France

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 11:38
by Garry Russell
He ended up with a Constable

Re: Price of gas in France

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 12:05
by DaveB
:lol: :lol:

It had to be you! :lol:

ATB
DaveB B)smk

Re: Price of gas in France

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 12:19
by Airspeed
:doh:
sacre nom de chien!
Magnifique. :lol: :lol: :agree:

Re: Price of gas in France

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 12:49
by Garry Russell
Mind you...he could just be pretending the hoard of paintings are from such masters...it might just be a load of Pollocks

Re: Price of gas in France

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 12:52
by Tomliner
Did he have to travel Manet miles in his van? :hide: EricT

Re: Price of gas in France

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 13:02
by Garry Russell
After he run out of gas it was a bit of Lautrec.

Lucky for him he didn't step back into a barbed wire fence and end up with a Picasso :-O :$

Re: Price of gas in France

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 22:23
by steelsporran
Airspeed wrote::doh:
sacre nom de chien!
Rover!

Re: Price of gas in France

Posted: 15 Mar 2013, 00:01
by Nigel H-J
Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bonsoir Mike, bon vous voir peut écrire le français aussi!! :agree:

Nigel.