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The questions you get asked in hospital.........

"How are we doing this morning?",


Or "Are we ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry ?"

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.

Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing, so you know where the juice went !

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.

"My, it seems we are a little cloudy today."

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'

The nurse fainted..........

I just smiled.




Graham

I will have to remember that if I ever have the misfortune of another hospital stay.

Nigel²

I'm due an op soon...I wonder if I'll be in the mood

They must love you in there, Graham.
BTW, you know they only quickly rinse out those bottles after each use, don't you?

EDIT: So how are things going with your regular visits?

Airspeed wrote:
EDIT: So how are things going with your regular visits?

Very well thanks.

Had another "inspection" last Saturday, which whilst uncomfortable, continued the "all clear" - next in six months. I have to say though, I can think of better ways to meet my consultant's delightful assistants.

Good luck with your forthcoming op Garry.



Graham