Hello Toes
Posted: 27 Mar 2013, 22:05
An old fella was celebrating 75 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you're 75 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked on the beach in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes!"
"Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you? You know you're 75 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little b~gger.
Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 75"
He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you're 75 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked on the beach in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes!"
"Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you? You know you're 75 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little b~gger.
Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 75"
