Avoid being stung by nettles in the garden this year by smearing their leaves with Immac cream.
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
Have all your s**t* at work. Not only will you save money of toilet paper, but you'll be getting paid for it.
Farts stored in a washing up liquid bottle can be ignited and used as an underwater welding torch for those tricky, but essential, emergency plug chain repairs.
Feed bees oranges. Hey presto! They make marmalade instead of honey.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
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Re: Hot Tips
Ha ha they remind me of the useful tips that were printed in Viz years ago, I wonder is that mag still in print. I used to enjoy Victorian Father and The Two Fat Slags strips.
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Thanks for sharing these, VC10