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I Hope This Is True...

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A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued - and WON! (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

BUT NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award contest.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wow... someone took the time to actually change the story to something less funny just so they could make it sound like they came up with it? Sad...

Here's the original song by Brad Paisley -

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/pais ... -2109.html

Live Performance (in London, UK no less) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxi11rv8rAM

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2003???

That was doing the rounds when I worked for Tektronics in 1973.
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Chris Trott wrote:Wow... someone took the time to actually change the story to something less funny just so they could make it sound like they came up with it? Sad...

Here's the original song by Brad Paisley -

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/pais ... -2109.html

Live Performance (in London, UK no less) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxi11rv8rAM

Hey Chris,

Did your dog bite you or something?

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PS.

I hopethat is true.
;)

;) - ;)

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Krusty says: Whoa! Tough crowd, Eric! :lol:

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Ok guys,point taken.I just post these in the hope that they might provide a bit of entertainment.EricT
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I am regaled as always, dear Eric :lol:
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Sorry Eric, I was typing that and didn't proof read it when I realized I was supposed to have left 5 minutes before posting it. My statement wasn't directed at you, rather whomever "came up" with it and then sent it out passing it off as his own or as something they came upon instead of just relating the story as written by Brad, which I find to be a bit more humorous and with just as good of a "lesson" at the end.

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