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Australian Love Poem .........

Posted: 19 Apr 2013, 15:39
by Filonian
Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch another beer..


[ Brings a lump to your throat doesn't it.. !! ]



Graham

Re: Australian Love Poem .........

Posted: 19 Apr 2013, 22:34
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I am sure the lady was very touched by such a tribute to her charms - :lol:

Nigel²

Re: Australian Love Poem .........

Posted: 20 Apr 2013, 03:02
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Your cultural research astounds me, Graham! :-O

Re: Australian Love Poem .........

Posted: 20 Apr 2013, 12:10
by 511Flyer
Did he have a little tickle down to short leg?

HOWZAT??