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Tomliner
- Red Arrows
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by Tomliner »
Wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
" If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you! "
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied,
“I am on the lavatory - Please advise."
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Dev One
- Vintage Pair
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by Dev One »
Like it!!!!
Keith
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DaveB
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by DaveB »
Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
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GHD
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by GHD »
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dodger
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by dodger »
Mind you [as there isn't anyone looking] if the wife is out i always take the house phone in the Loo with me cos it's bound to ring,
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Airspeed
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