Classic British Flight Sim

Wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:


" If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you! "


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied,

“I am on the lavatory - Please advise."

EricT

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Keith

There's an object lesson here.. never take your mobile with you to the loo

ATB
DaveB

Mind you [as there isn't anyone looking] if the wife is out i always take the house phone in the Loo with me cos it's bound to ring,

Roger.

Aaah, love, makes you feel all warm and squishy!