Naughty Little Johnny
Posted: 04 Jun 2013, 09:48
Bruce was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.
'What's up Bruce?' asked the bartender. 'Its not like you to be so down in the mouth.'
'It's my six year old son, Johnny' Bruce replied.
'Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? My lad's just the same. Forget about it; it happens to boys that age,' said the bartender, sympathetically.
'I only wish it was that,' continued Bruce, 'but it's far worse than that. The little b*gger has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.'
'Get away, that's impossible!' gasped the bartender.
'Its not,' said Bruce 'The little b*gger stuck a pin in all my condoms.'
I don't think this has been posted before.
EricT
'What's up Bruce?' asked the bartender. 'Its not like you to be so down in the mouth.'
'It's my six year old son, Johnny' Bruce replied.
'Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? My lad's just the same. Forget about it; it happens to boys that age,' said the bartender, sympathetically.
'I only wish it was that,' continued Bruce, 'but it's far worse than that. The little b*gger has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.'
'Get away, that's impossible!' gasped the bartender.
'Its not,' said Bruce 'The little b*gger stuck a pin in all my condoms.'
I don't think this has been posted before.
EricT
