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Test Match Special
Posted: 01 Aug 2013, 08:38
by Tomliner
An English lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?"
"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault".
"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.
"In the park just down the road" she replied.
"Can you describe what happened?”
"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me into there;”
“He removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me".
"Could you give me a description of him?"
"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg".
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.
"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Australian Cricketer".
"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?"
"No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long".
G'day guys!
EricT
Re: Test Match Special
Posted: 01 Aug 2013, 10:22
by DaveB
Re: Test Match Special
Posted: 01 Aug 2013, 11:02
by TSR2
Brilliant!
Re: Test Match Special
Posted: 01 Aug 2013, 18:06
by Tako_Kichi
That was extra funny as I am currently listening to the TMS coverage of the third Ashes test match live via the BBC website/Radio 5 live.
Been listening to TMS that way for many years now, ever since it became available via the internet actually.
Re: Test Match Special
Posted: 01 Aug 2013, 19:24
by Vancouver
Cricket on the radio, bizarre!
Re: Test Match Special
Posted: 01 Aug 2013, 19:54
by Tako_Kichi
Vancouver wrote:Cricket on the radio, bizarre!
It's a long standing British tradition and long may it continue!
It's not much different to listening to baseball, ice hockey or American football via the radio in the USA or Canada.
Actually, on second thoughts, it is very much different! TMS is actually interesting and can be downright hilarious at times whereas the sports above would send me to sleep (baseball and American football do if they come on the TV too).
Re: Test Match Special
Posted: 01 Aug 2013, 20:07
by Filonian
Graham
Re: Test Match Special
Posted: 01 Aug 2013, 23:28
by nigelb
A little salt for those Ausies!
Nigel²
Re: Test Match Special
Posted: 02 Aug 2013, 03:05
by Airspeed
Re: Test Match Special
Posted: 02 Aug 2013, 07:53
by Tomliner
Mike wrote
Careful, lads, you wouldn't want to see us when we get angry!
I needed an emoticon or smiley of a guy fishing with bait for this one!
EricT
