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Greece v Italy

Posted: 05 Aug 2013, 08:54
by Tomliner


A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture.

Over coffee, the Greek says:- "Well, we built the Parthenon."

The Italian replies -"We built the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."

The Italian, nodding, says: "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says: "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies: "That is true, but it was the Italians who included women."
:agree: EricT

Re: Greece v Italy

Posted: 05 Aug 2013, 10:00
by DaveB
:lol: :lol: :lol:

It's the way he tells em :lol:
ATB
DaveB B)smk

Re: Greece v Italy

Posted: 05 Aug 2013, 10:14
by Filonian
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Graham

Re: Greece v Italy

Posted: 05 Aug 2013, 14:40
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'd better not show that to my gay Greek friend. He's in Greece right now for a local hetero wedding BTW.

Re: Greece v Italy

Posted: 05 Aug 2013, 14:43
by Airspeed
Filonian wrote:Image
Graham
I Like your new tag line Graham. Have you listened to "Anthem" by Leonard Cohen? (contains a very quotable line)

Re: Greece v Italy

Posted: 05 Aug 2013, 19:08
by Jon.M
Good one. :lol: :lol:

I'll tell it to my neighbour Silvio, I hear he could be at home more soon. I wonder if he'll invite me to one of his parties. :Dance:

Jon

Re: Greece v Italy

Posted: 05 Aug 2013, 19:39
by 511Flyer
The Greek island of Mykonos is known as Ladyboy Island, and of course Lesbos started something.

8)

Re: Greece v Italy

Posted: 06 Aug 2013, 08:52
by WhisperJet
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jon.M wrote: I'll tell it to my neighbour Silvio, I hear he could be at home more soon. I wonder if he'll invite me to one of his parties. :Dance:

:lol: :lol: :agree: :lol: :lol:

Cheers,

Nick