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OAP Wedding

Posted: 21 Aug 2013, 07:31
by Tomliner


Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "Yes"

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We do..."

Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and walking sticks?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "Yes."

Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."
:) EricT

Re: OAP Wedding

Posted: 21 Aug 2013, 08:47
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Got me! I thought he was putting off asking for condoms!

Re: OAP Wedding

Posted: 22 Aug 2013, 00:06
by Nigel H-J
Really Mike..............you thinking those thoughts at your age!! :wasntme: :lol: :lol:

Nigel.

Re: OAP Wedding

Posted: 22 Aug 2013, 01:17
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well Nigel, thinking and acting are two different things!

Nigel²

Re: OAP Wedding

Posted: 22 Aug 2013, 02:21
by Nigel H-J
I'll agree with you on that one Nigel :lol: :lol:

Regards
Nigel.