News from Wiltshire
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News from Wiltshire
Wiltshire Times headline: Wiltshire Man Admits Sex With Goat
What's refreshing about this news report isn't that a Wiltshire man should be spreading his seed in inappropriate orifices. After a pint or two of Wadworth's 6X they're capable of anything in this neck of the woods. But it's unusual for one to be so honourable that he's obviously changed his plea to save the victim having to undergo distressing cross-questioning during a trial.
And they say there are no gentlemen left. There are in Wiltshire
Ian
What's refreshing about this news report isn't that a Wiltshire man should be spreading his seed in inappropriate orifices. After a pint or two of Wadworth's 6X they're capable of anything in this neck of the woods. But it's unusual for one to be so honourable that he's obviously changed his plea to save the victim having to undergo distressing cross-questioning during a trial.
And they say there are no gentlemen left. There are in Wiltshire
Ian
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How on earth did the police learn of this crime? Does the goat have a Facebook page?
Brian
Brian
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Brian you must be kidding. It's just another case of someone having a nanny EricTHow on earth did the police learn of this crime? Does the goat have a Facebook page?
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Who's kidding? Brian or the nanny goat?
And will the newspapers get their two centaurs worth out of this story?
B-a-a-a-a-a-a!
And will the newspapers get their two centaurs worth out of this story?
B-a-a-a-a-a-a!
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Hi,
When i lived in the West Country i heard it was the Welsh that wore Wellie boots 3 times bigger but they must have been wrong or they meant Wiltshire by the look of it!
That report did bring a smile i must say, each to his own
Roger.
When i lived in the West Country i heard it was the Welsh that wore Wellie boots 3 times bigger but they must have been wrong or they meant Wiltshire by the look of it!
That report did bring a smile i must say, each to his own
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Deplorable, has he never stared into the soulful eyes of a Merino.......
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Probably not from where Mr. Newman was standing.AllanL wrote:Deplorable, has he never stared into the soulful eyes of a Merino.......
Brian
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FlyTexas wrote:Probably not from where Mr. Newman was standing.
One would hope not - especially if he had the same intention. They've got some teeth on them, those herbivores!
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Going back about ten years when I was a response Bobby in Bradford, I arrested a bloke for a similar thing but with a Labrador!
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When I lived in Hereford, there was a case of a man having sex with a dog. He was sentenced to six months in prison, and the dog had its license endorsed.