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I wish I´d looked after me t*ts





Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me t*ts.

'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me t*ts

'Cos t*ts can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me t*ts.

When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me t*ts.

When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me n*pples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me t*ts

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me t*ts..

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me t*ts
EricT

I believe a lot of women have the same problem, Eric , so don't feel too bad about it

I believe a lot of women have the same problem, Eric , so don't feel too bad about it

Blinder!!!!



Nigel.

may I suggest a brosier to sort that problem.

Nicely written, Eric!
And Chris----

Very topical, Eric- today I was straightening out some steel mesh.
Using a sledgehammer as an anvil, bending over and whacking the bends out with another hammer.
Stretching to reach the bottom rung, didn't notice a nipple pressing between the sledgehammer handle and the mesh until I whacked and the shockwave travelled up.