The Fishmonger
Posted: 27 Sep 2013, 20:25
A posh lady goes into the fish monger...you know the type...knows best and won't take no for an answer
She walks up to the counter and asks for cod
Sorry madam says the fishmonger, we have no cod
You must have, she says.
No sorry, I don't, we have none left
Oh come on she says, there must be some round the back
No madam, there's not
I don't believe you she says rather rudely
Madam...he says...read my lips There is no cod C O F D ...cod
C O F D ??? she replies...there's no 'F' in cod
Thank you madam, we finally agree on something
She walks up to the counter and asks for cod
Sorry madam says the fishmonger, we have no cod
You must have, she says.
No sorry, I don't, we have none left
Oh come on she says, there must be some round the back
No madam, there's not
I don't believe you she says rather rudely
Madam...he says...read my lips There is no cod C O F D ...cod
C O F D ??? she replies...there's no 'F' in cod
Thank you madam, we finally agree on something
