Giant Panda
Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 16:33
A Giant Panda goes to visit a brothel.
The 'lady' lets him in but instead of getting right down to the business goes straight into the kitchen and eats all the food.
He than does the biz and with barely a pause goes to walk out.
The 'lady' says "Excuse me, where are you going?? I want payment"
"Payment the Panda says inquisitively"
"Yes payment, I'm a prostitute."
Seeing as he didn't seem to understand, she grabs a dictionary and shows him an entry which says...Prostitute, does 'favours' for payment
Unperturbed he grabs the book, flicks through the pages and shows her an entry...Giant Panda, native of China, eats shoots and leaves.
The 'lady' lets him in but instead of getting right down to the business goes straight into the kitchen and eats all the food.
He than does the biz and with barely a pause goes to walk out.
The 'lady' says "Excuse me, where are you going?? I want payment"
"Payment the Panda says inquisitively"
"Yes payment, I'm a prostitute."
Seeing as he didn't seem to understand, she grabs a dictionary and shows him an entry which says...Prostitute, does 'favours' for payment
Unperturbed he grabs the book, flicks through the pages and shows her an entry...Giant Panda, native of China, eats shoots and leaves.
