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The secret of youth?

Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 20:13
by VEGAS
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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I don't exercise at all."


"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



"Forty," she replied

Re: The secret of youth?

Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 20:28
by DaveB
I actually sniffed the punchline (most unusual for me :lol: ) but I still laughed. That 'old' lady may well be only 40 :lol:

ATB
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Re: The secret of youth?

Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 21:05
by Garry Russell
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: The secret of youth?

Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 23:28
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

NigelĀ²

Re: The secret of youth?

Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 03:18
by Airspeed
Don't mock her, she's royalty.
That's a geuine plastic tiara.