Classic British Flight Sim

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group.

She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.

Finally, totally exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and our eyes water."

The Englishman immediately piped up; "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out “G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow”.
"That's no better either, Hamish.

Now, how about you, Paddy?"

The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5 and eventually blurted out, "London ".

Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said,


...."d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry". I don't think it was Ben! EricT

I liked that one Jock... oops... Eric

Or is that Jock...E-E-E-E-E-E-Eric

That's a cracker,

Roger.

W-w-w-what d-d-did you s-s-s-ay, Rrrrrrroger?

It's a good job Taffy wasn't there. Can you imagine trying to say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch with a st-st-st-stutter!

Well done Larry, for getting Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch out!

Nigel²

nigelb wrote:Well done Larry, for getting Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch out!

You can't use it in many forum posts that's for sure!

There was a time when I was fairly fluent in pronouncing it too, thanks to some tutoring from a Welsh friend of mine, but I'm very rusty at it now.

That the wonder of Welsh..it has built in stutter with the 'l'