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Beer Warning!

Posted: 28 Nov 2013, 18:32
by Tomliner


This is alarming !!!!


Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Oxford University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within an hour.


It was then then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!
Oh dear.I'd better start drinking cocktails to protect my masculinity :agree: EricT

Re: Beer Warning!

Posted: 28 Nov 2013, 19:48
by Dev One
Or change to drinking Scotch in order to wear a Scottish skirt?
Keith

Re: Beer Warning!

Posted: 28 Nov 2013, 21:38
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I will take the risk and continue drinking the occasional beer, at least until I have to sit down in the bathroom.

Nigel

Re: Beer Warning!

Posted: 28 Nov 2013, 22:22
by steelsporran
Dev One wrote:Or change to drinking Scotch in order to wear a Scottish skirt?
Keith
N/A
My beret-wearing days are long gone but I'm still drinking wine.

Re: Beer Warning!

Posted: 29 Nov 2013, 01:00
by Airspeed
I find there are too many toenail chips in wine for my taste.
Just a personal preference, mind you.

Re: Beer Warning!

Posted: 29 Nov 2013, 04:10
by steelsporran
It's the toe jam that gives the flavour Mike, the nails are just for body. :guinn: