Paddy The Best Man
Posted: 10 Dec 2013, 06:25
At an Irish wedding, everyone got drunk.
The bride's and groom's families wrecked the reception hall fighting with
each other.
The police had to break up the fighting.
The next week, both families were in court.
The judge asked, "All right now, what happened?"
Paddy rose and said, "Your honour , I was the best man. I should explain what
happened."
"Go ahead, Paddy," said the judge. "Take the stand."
Paddy explained, "As per tradition, the best man got the first dance with the
bride.
After I finished my first dance, the music kept playing, so I danced a
second song, and then the music kept going some more so I danced a third
song.
"All of a sudden, the groom leapt over the table, ran to us, and gave the
bride an unmerciful kick, right between her legs!"
The shocked judge said, "By God, that must have hurt!"
"Hurt?" replied Paddy,"He broke three of me fingers!"
EricT