SAS?
Posted: 07 Feb 2014, 19:39
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 6 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank 5 beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man, or are you in the military??!"
"No," I replied,
"I'm just a shit golfer."
