Classic British Flight Sim

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft b*gger!"


Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell
@rse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

EricT

Roger.

"Can you have a look at my cat?"

"is it a tom?"

Nay, yer daft bugger, it's in this basket!


Graham

Ayup! Enjoyed those!

Nigel²

Brilliant..

I live near to the border of Derbyshire/Cheshire/Gtr Manchester/West Yorks, so as you can imagine, the accents around my neck of the woods are completely bonkers..

Brian

I guess Shakespear hadn't heard such accents when he said a rose is a rose by any other name?

soooooo. American English it's that bad then?