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The Visitor
Posted: 09 Mar 2014, 21:29
by Tomliner
There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there
who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness ...
" I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him coffee and asked,
"What do you want to talk about?
"He said, "Buggered if I know,
I've never got this far before." 
EricT
Re: The Visitor
Posted: 09 Mar 2014, 21:38
by TSR2
Re: The Visitor
Posted: 09 Mar 2014, 22:10
by DaveB
As Homer would say.. 'It's funny 'cause it's true'
ATB
DaveB

Re: The Visitor
Posted: 10 Mar 2014, 00:12
by steelsporran

According to my son, they're not allowed inside as he invited one in one night "when there was nothing on TV"
Re: The Visitor
Posted: 10 Mar 2014, 00:36
by Airspeed
My father once offered to talk, as long as they spent equal time discussing engineering.
No discussion followed.
