Beep Beep...
Posted: 31 Mar 2014, 23:04
...A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, she’s fat!”
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet...
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched
his arms out as far as they would go and announced;
”I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
The little boy yelled out, "run for your life, she's reversing!!"
EricT
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, she’s fat!”
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet...
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched
his arms out as far as they would go and announced;
”I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
The little boy yelled out, "run for your life, she's reversing!!"
EricT
